Umkhiqizo ngamunye ukhethwa ngokuzimela umhleli (okhungathekile).Okuthengayo ngezixhumanisi zethu kungase kusizuzele ikhomishini.
Uma ufana nathi, ungase ufune ukwazi ukuthi yini osaziwayo abangeza ezinqoleni zabo zokuthenga.Hhayi amabhroshi e-JAR nezihlalo zikaLouis XV, kodwa isifutho sezinwele nezixubho zikagesi.Lokhu kuwa, u-Hasan Minhaj ubematasatasa: uhlelo lwakhe lwamahlaya eyedwa i-King's Jester luqale kuleli sonto, futhi muva nje usebenzisane no-Madewell ekwindla ka-2021. Kodwa uchithe isikhathi esitshela ngamathuluzi akhe amane abalulekile okuthatha amanothi, okungashabalali. ubhaka, no-ayisikhilimu okwamenza wazizwa “njengekhehla”.
Ngakuthola ngo-2008, lapho ngisenomsebenzi wansuku zonke.Uyazi ukuthi eminyakeni emingaki edlule lapho uthenga i-sweatshirt, wawuthi, “Awu, kufanele ngithenge elakamuva?”Kodwa ngesikhathi esifanayo, uyazibuza ukuthi kuzoba kuhle.Kunjalo nje.Ngifuna ukukufisela inhlanhla futhi ngizoqhubeka nokuyisebenzisa kuze kube yilapho isingezansi siqhekeka futhi ngeke ngisakwazi ukuyisebenzisa.Ibilokhu ibuya nami emhlabeni wonke—sonke isitimela esingaphansi komhlaba saseNew York, zonke izikhumulo zezindiza zamazwe ngamazwe, lonke uhambo oluya e-Europe, e-India, e-Asia, ngisho naseNingizimu Afrika.Abantu bayangibuza, “Kungani ungathengi into esezingeni eliphezulu noma esemfashinini?”Ngiyavuma ukuthi sengicabangile.U-Jason Sudeikis unalo bhaka, ngicabanga ukuthi ubukeka upholile.Yisikhumba futhi yinhle kakhulu.Kodwa lapho ngiwuqaqa futhi ngizama ukuhambahamba, ngathi, “Cha.”Konke kuzolunga kulokho ngoba inamakhompathi ambalwa kakhulu.Kubukeka kupholile, kodwa akusebenzi.Ngimayelana nomsebenzi.Kodwa ngifuna lokhu kuphela ngoba inenani eliphelele lamakhompathi.Ihambisana nakho konke, kodwa ngendlela ehlelekile.Angifuni ukuthi zonke izinto zami zixege futhi zinyakaze emgodleni wami.Kufana nama-ovaloli: abantu bangase bazonde, kodwa kunezinto ezimbalwa ezisebenzayo njengama-ovaloli.
Lokhu kuhle kakhulu.[Umkami] Umzala kaBina wamthengela ngosuku lwethu lomshado.Lapho ngingena egumbini labo elincane lehhotela, ngabona ukuthi le kit yayigcwele yonke into uBina angase ayidinge ngosuku lwakhe lomshado.Kukhona iTylenol, i-lint roller, izinto eziningi.Inawo wonke la maphakethe amancane ahlukene.Ngacabanga, kungani ngingasebenzisi into efana nalena?Ngahamba ngalezi ziphukuphuku ezincane ze-Dopp kits ezilinganiselwe.Abanasihlukanisi.Konke kuhlanganiswe ndawonye.Akudingeki ngiqalaze noma yini ngale khithi yamathuluzi.Thembeka: Kungani ningenawo ama-wallet amaningi nezikhwama ezinje, ikakhulukazi izikhwama zabesifazane?Uphonsa okuthile ngaphakathi bese inyamalala unomphela.Kodwa ngalokhu, ngiyazi ukuthi yonke into ikuphi ngoba ngiyayibona.Ihleleke kakhulu.
Njengabantu abaningi base-Asia, nginezinwele eziqondile ezimnyama eziqinile.Uma ngomisa izinwele zami eshaweni, zizolala phansi futhi zibukeke njengokusikwa okumise okwesitsha.Izinga lokushisa ogwini olusempumalanga seliphenduke insakavukela umchilo wesidwaba, ngakho-ke lenza izinwele zami zibe messier.I-clay pomade kaBaxter iwugqinsi kangangokuba ngiyakwazi ukuyihlikihla ngezandla ngiyibeke ezinweleni zami, izozihlanganisa ngendlela engifisa ngayo.Ayicwebezeli kakhulu noma ayinamafutha;inokuphela okuhlanzeke kakhulu.Futhi asikho isidingo sokubeka izinto eziningi ezinweleni zami, ngoba ingcosana ingakwenza.Ithimba lezimonyo le-Daily Show laqala ukungethula lo mkhiqizo kimi.Ngingumuntu odumile oweba imikhiqizo yabo.Hhayi-ke, angizintshontshi, mina.Kodwa lapho ngishiya umbukiso noma iphrojekthi, ngizobuza ngomusa: “Hey, ngingakuboleka lokhu?”Cishe njalo bathi, “Kungani ungakwamukeli?”Ngizokwamukela ngenjabulo.
Ngigunda izinwele zami njalo emasontweni amabili.Mina nomlungisi wami wezinwele sinobudlelwano obuhle.Abantu balwela abagundi eNew York.Abanye abagundi bafiswa abantu, futhi ungalinda isikhathi eside ukuze wenze i-aphoyintimenti nabo noma ube ikhasimende elivamile.Wenza isiqiniseko sokuthi izinwele zami nentshebe zilingana kakhulu futhi zibukeka zicijile.Kodwa uma ngidinga ukuphungula intshebe yami, ikakhulukazi emgwaqeni, ngisebenzisa lesi sinqamuleli ukuze ngiziphungule.Intshebe yami imnyama futhi iwugqinsi, ngakho kufanele ngiyiphungule lapho ikhula.Lesi sinqamuli sithembeke kakhulu.Kodwa ngiyisebenzisa endlini yokugezela yehhotela kuphela.Mina nomkami sihlala endlini yokugezela.Akukho okubi njengokusika izinzipho noma intshebe egcwele.Ngenze ihlaya muva nje, eqinisweni: Ngiphatha izindlu zangasese zamahhotela ngendlela efanayo ne-United States ephatha ngayo inqubomgomo yayo yezangaphandle.Ngizongena emkhakheni engingawujwayele, ngiwuxove, ngihambe, kube sengathi lokhu akukaze kube inkinga yami.Ngiyaxolisa, kodwa ngesikhathi esifanayo, angixolisi ngempela.Ngasika izinzipho zami lapho.Ngigunda intshebe lapho.Ngenza izinto engingeke ngizenze endaweni yangakithi ngoba angifuni ukumosha indawo yami yokugezela.Ngiyamhlonipha umkami kakhulu.Noma ubani owenza lezi zinto endlini yokugezela ehlanganyelwe nomunye uhhafu uyinunu.
Lena enye into engikhumbuza umnyango izimonyo.Bangikhulise ngempela.Ngihlakaniphe kakhulu.Ngachitha izinto ezingutsheni zami ngesikhathi sesidlo sasemini - kwakuyihembe elimhlophe - futhi ngaya kubo, nginamahloni, njengokuthi, "Ngiyaxolisa ngenze lokhu."Abazange bethuke.Bavele bakhipha ipeni likaTide balungisa.Ngiyakwazisa lokho.Ngiyigcina esandleni ngaso sonke isikhathi.Iseduze nepeni kanye ne-highlighter kubhakha wami.
Zonke izingcezu zempahla yami yasehhovisi zidlala indima ebaluleke kakhulu empilweni yami.Angazi ukuthi bengizokwenzenjani ngaphandle kwakho konke.Ayikho ingcindezi uma ngibhala kuphedi eliphuzi.Akumele ngibhale amanoveli noma ama-eseyi.Kungenziwa kalula nje ngokuvula ikhasi.Uma ngifuna ukubhala umbono osheshayo, ngiwuthatha ngiwukhiphe, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi yini engifuna ukuyikhumbula ngaleso sikhathi.Nginenothiphedi, ngakho lokhu kuwumbono nje.Uma ngihlala phansi futhi ngidinga ukwehlula lokhu kukhuthazwa okuvele kungifikele, kuvele kungifikele umqondo.Ngayikhipha ngayibhala phansi, ngoba kwazi bani ukuthi ngizophinde ngibe nale mibono, noma lo mbono uzoba okuthile.
Hawu, kuzwakala kuyahlanya, kodwa ngicela ubekezele.Ngakho amanothi ami anamathelayo adizayinelwe imibono eshesha kakhulu, nganoma yisiphi isikhathi, noma kuphi.Nakanjani ngibukeka njengohlanya, ngoba ngizokhipha inqwaba yamanothi angemva kwalokho ephaketheni lami - ngiwafaka ephaketheni lami ngepeni - ngizobhala kuphela imibono emapaki noma ezindaweni zomphakathi noma ezindleleni ezingaphansi komhlaba.Ngisebenzisa lezi noma nini lapho nginombono osheshayo okufanele ngiwukhumbule.Iphedi yami yezomthetho imayelana nemibono okudingeka ithuthukiswe, noma imibono engifuna ukubuyela kuyo.Lezi yizinto ezingasho lutho.Isibonelo, ngineyodwa lapha ethi, "Nikeza u-Bina i-cappuccino", futhi lena ithi, "Thuthukisa isenzo sesithathu."Ngakho-ke kufanele ngithole i-cappuccino futhi ngiphakamise izenzo Ezintathu zokuqala-umsebenzi obaluleke kakhulu.Lezi yizinto zami eziyigugu kakhulu.Angidlali.
Leli ipeni eliphelele.Leli peni lanele abantu besigaba sabasebenzi futhi lingathengwa kunoma iyiphi i-Staples, ngakho-ke akudingekile ukuthi uye ezitolo ezikhethekile ezihlanyayo e-Switzerland noma e-Japan ukuze ulithenge, futhi lisebenza ngezinga eliphezulu kakhulu.Leli ipeni le-proletariat.Ngeke kushise kakhulu, futhi uzophelelwa uyinki ngokushesha okukhulu.Inethrafikhi eyanele.Ijiyile ngokwanele ukuze ukwazi ukubhala ngokushesha futhi icace futhi ifundeke kalula.Intengo yayo ukuthi ngikwazi ukuthenga ezinhlanu noma eziyishumi ngesikhathi futhi uzizwe sengathi ngiyasaphaza.Ngibhala phansi konke.Ngakho-ke, nginepeni lami lokugqamisa, ipeni lami le-tide kanye nepeni lami langempela esikhwameni sami.
Ngasebenza e-OfficeMax ngisesikoleni esiphakeme.Ngithengise amaphrinta.Ngakho-ke mhlawumbe yingakho ngikhetheke kakhulu mayelana nezimpahla zasehhovisi.Ngokubona kwami, abantu abangenayo imibono eqinile ngezincwadi zokubhala bayasolisa kakhulu.Uma kukhulunywa nge-highlighter yami, ngiyabandlulula kakhulu.Kumelwe kube phuzi.Futhi kufanele kube kushubile.Ngisebenzisa i-Sharp.Uma usebenzisa i-highlighter emnyama, umbala omnyama empeleni uzokwenza ikhasi lingafundeki.Okuluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, okuluhlaza okotshani, okunsomi, akukho lutho olungasetshenziswa.Ngigcizelela zonke izinhlobo zezinto.Amanothi ami kuzo zonke izinhlobo zephepha ambozwe omaka be-highlighter.Ngiyayidinga.Uma isephepheni, ingangisiza ukuhlela imicabango yami.
Ukuba umuntu omdala kwenza okusemandleni akho endaweni okuyo.Angikwazi ukudla iphakethe lezinhlanzi zase-Swedish njengoba ngangivame ukwenza, ngakho-ke lawa ma-SmartSweets anginika umoya owanele wezinhlanzi zase-Swedish ukuze ungenze ngijabule.Azifani ncamashi.Ngeke ngihlale lapha ngikutshele ukuthi banambitha ngendlela efanayo.Kodwa basondelene kakhulu.Amaswidi esiwadla eMelika amnandi kakhulu.Uma uya eYurophu noma kuphi, uswidi awumnandi kangako.Ukudla okulula kwethu okunoshukela kusebenza kakhulu, ngakho-ke kunzima ukukuphindaphinda ngendlela evumelana nawe kangcono.Benza la maqiniso asondele entweni yangempela umxhwele.
Lapho indodakazi yethu izalwa, sakuthola lokhu njengesipho.Lesi yisipho esimangalisayo sekhefu lokubeletha noma lobaba.Uma unengane, abantu bazokunikeza zonke izinhlobo zezinto, kodwa lokhu kumane nje sithi, “Heyi, ngiyazi ukuthi unazo zonke izinhlobo zezinto, kodwa bengilokhu ngicabanga ngawe futhi ngethemba ukuthi uphilile .Uma ivela, izopakishwa kulesi sitsha esikhulu seqhwa esomile.Uzizwa sengathi uvula ingcebo efihliwe, bese uzobona wonke lawa ma-flavour amangalisayo.Ngizizwa njengengane.Wonke umuntu uqoqana eduze kwetafula ukuze abone ukuthi yini engaphakathi, ukuze abone wonke ama-flavour.Manje sithenga kuphela.I-almond crunch ingenye yezintandokazi zami.Uma ngiwakhulumela la mazwi, ngizizwa ngifana nekhehla, kodwa ngikuthanda kakhulu.Lapho ngiseyingane, ngangivame ukuthanda i- sherbet yothingo, kodwa njengoba ngikhula, ngathola ukuthi empeleni yayinengeka.Nami ngizizwa ngale ndlela nge-Sunny Delight-angikholwa ukuthi ngiphuze lokho.Ukubiza ama-flavour afana ne-almond crunch njengoba ukunambitheka kwe-ayisikhilimu oyikhonzile kuyingxenye yokukhula.
Ngithanda ukuhlukanisa isitayela sami njengesitayela saseMelika nge-swag encane, njengamateku apholile anejini kanye nento eyodwa noma ezimbili ezidumile.Lesi ihembe lami lansuku zonke.Ithambile kakhulu, inethezeke kakhulu, futhi inhle kakhulu.Ngiyigqoka endlini yonke.Ngiyayigqoka uma ngiya esikhumulweni sezindiza.Ukubekwa kwayo kuhle kakhulu, ngoba akusindi kakhulu, ngakho ngiyibeka ngaphansi kwejazi le-denim.Ngiphinde ngithanda amathoni omhlaba muva nje, futhi ngithanda i-fuchsia yawo.Ngicabanga ukuthi lo mbala ungifanela kahle.
I-strategist ihlose ukuhlinzeka ngezeluleko zochwepheshe eziwusizo kakhulu zokuthenga emkhakheni omkhulu we-e-commerce.Ezinye zezimpumelelo zethu zakamuva zihlanganisa ukwelapha izinduna ezingcono kakhulu, imithwalo egoqayo, imicamelo yokulala eseceleni, ukwelashwa kokukhathazeka okungokwemvelo namathawula okugeza.Sizobuyekeza isixhumanisi uma kungenzeka, kodwa sicela uqaphele ukuthi umsebenzi ungase uphelelwe yisikhathi futhi zonke izintengo zingashintsha.
Umkhiqizo ngamunye ukhethwa ngokuzimela umhleli (okhungathekile).Okuthengayo ngezixhumanisi zethu kungase kusizuzele ikhomishini.
Isikhathi sokuthumela: Oct-29-2021